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With last week"s exit of Lauri on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we knew there"d be a new lady in the wings to take her place. Enter Lynne, a surgically enhanced hybrid of Linda Hamilton, Robin Miller, and Kathy Baker. Her main selling point is that she likes to look young and be the cool mom - two qualities that pretty much define most OC housewives - and while she has yet to intermingle with the show"s grand dames of Jeana and Vicki, I"m sure their eventual meeting will be full of hostile reactions and rolled eyes (particularly when they see Lynne"s not so wonderful boob job).

Meanwhile, on the Gretchen front, things seemed to be taking a turn for the worst as she was relegated to feeding Jeff via IV. Poor guy. Poor girl. Juxtaposing her sad situation with the so-trivial-it-hurts dilemma of Vicki and the yacht felt a bit cruel. But I guess there"s no good way to wedge cancer into a show that celebrates materialism and tackiness. On the plus side, we got to see more of Jeana"s daughter/Coulter-in-training as she fired a gun for the first time at the shooting range. Yay youth of America!

Anyway, on to the photocap.